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While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e. 4 mph over the
limit), i passed over a bridge only to find cop with a radar gun on the
other side laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car,
and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
"What's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop was stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work
side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a bridge....."

Traffic Ticket: $95.00
Court Costs: $45.00
The Look on that Cop's Face: PRICELESS
 

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an oldie but a goodie :D
 

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birdmanmt said:
While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e. 4 mph over the
limit), i passed over a bridge only to find cop with a radar gun on the
other side laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car,
and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
"What's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop was stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work
side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a bridge....."

Traffic Ticket: $95.00
Court Costs: $45.00
The Look on that Cop's Face: PRICELESS
is this a joke off the net?
or did you actually do this?
if so you got balls of steel and your my new best friend!
 

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that was a joke, but someday i will say that......someday when i have lots of money to afford my own bail costs! :bump: :slap:
 

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I heard that same joke from a state trooper up here in the great white north.
Some cops are dicks for sure,but some are cool.

Aaron
 
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